Hi there! I’m not a bike messenger by day or night, I can’t act, and this is almost a website. I live, breathe, and have my meaning. I like. ( But then who doesn’t?)
…and something like this:
The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community. I cannot top this for randomness, so just thought I’d leave it to humor myself for now.
Are we having fun yet?